Shameless Teaser the First


An open battle in the suburbs, an M18 (Buick) tank rolls, turning it's gun to aim.  Mab spins off a dumb ass clown pulling her claw from it's chest in the battle's smoke.  Shot in the chest just after the clown drops.

Mab - Looking up in shock, "You shot me !"

Young Soldier - "I am So.  Sorry ... I thought ..."

~ fade to black and white ~

Mab - "Come here you."

Violins swirl as she reaches to kiss him while the tank turns turret and fires.
~ old late night 'sign-off' screen and tone ~
A porn store neon light with two frame sex over the door.  

Inside ~

Excited Man - "Hello !  I'd like a disc of your finest pornography please.

At the counter, Virginia Dare slides a disc across in a black case with only a picture of a neon heart.

Virginia - "Here you go.  It's called 'The Special Not a Valentine'."

('Star Spangled Banner', Hendrix, Woodstock '69)


(special effects samples will be from this song)